The Republic of Solomon Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, fear of technology, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.163 billion Solomon Islandsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solomon Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,773 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,555 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Even God cannot save you in Solomon Islands, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solomon Islands's national animal is the Turtle.

Solomon Islands is ranked 224,335^th in the world and 163^rd in belgium for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring zero on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.