The Republic of Solomon Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 18.191 billion Solomon Islandsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solomon Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,660 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,255 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers are celebrating Leader saving over a million cats from trees, Turtles are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solomon Islands's national animal is the Turtle.

Solomon Islands is ranked 237,038^th in the world and 165^th in belgium for Best Weather, with 34 meters of sunlight.