The Grand Duchy of Solitra is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Duke Solitra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, strictly enforced bedtime, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.018 billion Solitrans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northgorge. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Solitran economy, worth a remarkable 1,395 trillion Sols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,140 Sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, the rich and poor vomit into separate bags, children often kick Eagles for amusement, and train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solitra's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Solitra is ranked 12,214^th in the world and 35^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,592 Tourists Per Hour.