Largest Agricultural Sector: 20thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 224thMost Patriotic: 224th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Allow None to Stop Progress
Kaiser Blake III
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sogrado

Population8.548 billion

CapitalImperator sogradia
LeaderKaiser Blake III
FaithImperial Church

CurrencyImperial pound
AnimalThe Imperial Eagle

The Empire of Sogrado is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Blake III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.548 billion Sogradians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperator sogradia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sogradoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,914 trillion Imperial pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 340,951 Imperial pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sogrado's national animal is the The Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Church.

Sogrado is ranked 211,858th in the world and 10th in The Empire of Mare Nostrum for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 20thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 224thMost Patriotic: 224thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 251stMost Corrupt Governments: 343rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 448thBest Weather: 483rdMost Beautiful Environments: 589thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 710thHealthiest Citizens: 826thLargest Black Market: 938thLowest Crime Rates: 1,060thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,350thHighest Average Incomes: 1,615thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,620thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,674thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,492ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,640thSmartest Citizens: 2,705thTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,060thMost Cultured: 5,555thHighest Economic Output: 6,067thMost Authoritarian: 6,106thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,253rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,881stMost Conservative: 8,343rdLargest Governments: 8,632ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,626thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,116thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,219thTop
10%
Most Secular: 15,151stMost Stationary: 15,714thMost Influential: 17,046thMost Developed: 17,810thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,625thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,595thLargest Retail Industry: 23,057th
Top
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sogrado, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.
  • : Following new legislation in Sogrado, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Sogrado, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Sogrado, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Sogrado, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in Sogrado, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Sogrado, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : Following new legislation in Sogrado, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Sogrado, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Sogrado was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Smartest Citizens.

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