Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,833rdLargest Black Market: 7,503rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,963rd
The Royal Chungaahicty of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Bite Them!
Chairwoman Jo Kluhlez
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Socks of All Sortz

Population15.962 billion

CapitalVilla de Chaos
LeaderChairwoman Jo Kluhlez
FaithSockittomeism

CurrencyShindar
AnimalHighland Eagle

The Royal Chungaahicty of Socks of All Sortz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chairwoman Jo Kluhlez with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.962 billion Sortzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villa de Chaos. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The all-consuming Sortziani economy, worth a remarkable 1,800 trillion Shindars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,785 Shindars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", Chairwoman Jo Kluhlez's new android secretary is the latest media darling, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socks of All Sortz's national animal is the Highland Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sockittomeism.

Socks of All Sortz is ranked 269,886th in the world and 5th in Korm for Most Stationary, with 10.71292369928 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,833rdLargest Black Market: 7,503rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,963rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,828thHighest Economic Output: 14,275thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,484thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,071stMost Secular: 15,228thMost Armed: 15,338thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,747thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,412thLargest Populations: 24,038thMost Patriotic: 26,245thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,106thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,415thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,067th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socks of All Sortz's influence in Korm fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Socks of All Sortz's influence in Korm fell from "Hermit" to "Superpower".
  • : Socks of All Sortz's influence in Korm rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Socks of All Sortz, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Socks of All Sortz, Chairwoman Jo Kluhlez's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Socks of All Sortz, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color".
  • : Following new legislation in Socks of All Sortz, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Socks of All Sortz, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Socks of All Sortz altered its national flag.
  • : Socks of All Sortz relocated from Osiris to Korm.

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