The Federation of Socialist Republics of Yugoslavia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Marshal Radanovic with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.441 billion Yugoslavs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Yugoslavian economy, worth 80.8 trillion Yugoslav Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,061 Yugoslav Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', re-education centers are being added to most prisons, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republics of Yugoslavia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy - Catholicism - Islam.

Socialist Republics of Yugoslavia is ranked 235,666^th in the world and 1,175^th in The Communist Bloc for Fattest Citizens, with 8.04 Obesity Rate.