The Community of Socialist Republic of Tyrotrosk is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 942 million Socialist Republic of Tyrotroskians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinsk. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Socialist Republic of Tyrotroskian economy, worth 28.0 trillion Rubroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 29,754 Rubroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, lavish state dinners in Stalinsk are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republic of Tyrotrosk's national animal is the red eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Socialist Republic of Tyrotrosk is ranked 25,228^th in the world and 470^th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.15 bananas ingested per day.