The Socialist State of Socialist Republic Hoggynesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Dean with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 14.124 billion Hoggynesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rutledge. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hoggynesian economy, worth 875 trillion Hoggynesian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,954 Hoggynesian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

James Dean's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republic Hoggynesia's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hoggynesianism.

Socialist Republic Hoggynesia is ranked 32,837^th in the world and 1^st in Hoggynesian Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.1 law-abiding acts per hour.