Most Patriotic: 710thMost Secular: 1,793rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,210th
The People's Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Greatest Empire Known To Mankind
Czar William XV
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Socialist Gelderland

Population3.665 billion

LeaderCzar William XV


The People's Empire of Socialist Gelderland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Czar William XV with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.665 billion Gelderlanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novamagus. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gelderlands economy, worth 702 trillion Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,573 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police double as repo men, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, war criminals are given full state funerals, and Czar William XV can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Gelderland's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Socialist Gelderland is ranked 15,315th in the world and 10th in Callista for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,378.24 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Patriotic: 710thMost Secular: 1,793rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,210thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,421stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,080thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,926thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,947thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,334thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,441stLargest Governments: 5,909thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,920thMost Authoritarian: 6,170thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,168thMost Influential: 8,150thMost Developed: 8,180thHighest Average Incomes: 8,477thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,790thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,035thLargest Mining Sector: 10,304thMost Conservative: 11,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,095thHealthiest Citizens: 12,700thMost Efficient Economies: 13,360thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,125thSmartest Citizens: 14,654thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,994thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,378thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,174thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,555thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,478th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the region

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