The Dictatorship of Social Feseral Republic Yugoslavia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 491 million Yugoslavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Social Feseral Republic Yugoslavian economy, worth 21.9 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,645 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, and concussed Stalinball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social Feseral Republic Yugoslavia's national animal is the Stalin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Social Feseral Republic Yugoslavia is ranked 66,996^th in the world and 415^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,446.66 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.