Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 38thLargest Agricultural Sector: 67th
The Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace on this piece of earth
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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So88er

Population36.44 billion

CapitalWhole Inwon
Leadera Generally Amiable Fellow
FaithIlken Fitherwop

Currencynutmeque
Animalflying pig

The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.44 billion So88erians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 15,016 trillion nutmeques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 412,096 nutmeques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, gossip magazines have pictures of a Generally Amiable Fellow sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 729th in the world and 1st in Great Britain and Ireland for Fattest Citizens, with 67.97 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 38thLargest Agricultural Sector: 67thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 99thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 100thHighest Economic Output: 160thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 196thHighest Disposable Incomes: 220thLargest Insurance Industry: 341stMost Stationary: 414thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 481stRudest Citizens: 491stMost Efficient Economies: 499thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 535thLargest Mining Sector: 538thLargest Populations: 584thHighest Average Incomes: 650thFattest Citizens: 729thLowest Crime Rates: 910thMost Inclusive: 1,329thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,647thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,006thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,551stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,801stMost Avoided: 3,316thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,359thMost Pacifist: 3,377thMost Developed: 5,086thMost Influential: 5,989thLargest Governments: 6,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,255thSmartest Citizens: 7,258thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,374thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,618thMost Secular: 15,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,937thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,932ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,471st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : So88er was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, gossip magazines have pictures of a Generally Amiable Fellow sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered So88erian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, the nation leads Great Britain and Ireland in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.

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