The Smiling Boy of Snowman is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Enneyehc Sinnim with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.764 billion Snowpeople are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steamboat. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient a Snow Person economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion Peaches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,223 Peaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, when their backs are against the walls Snowpeople look out for gay men, all you have to do is pray to get into Snowman, and transgender and agender are on the education agenda. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snowman's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Snowman is ranked 187,114^th in the world and 116^th in Christmas for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -7 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.