Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,584thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,123rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,746th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Success, Progress, and Freedom of the Press
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
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Smokeland

Population2.466 billion

LeaderSmokey Smokeson

CurrencySmokees
AnimalDRAGON

The Republic of Smokeland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Smokey Smokeson with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.466 billion Smokelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The very strong Smokelandian economy, worth 190 trillion Smokeeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 77,264 Smokeeses, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, and everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smokeland's national animal is the DRAGON.

Smokeland is ranked 175,342nd in the world and 18th in Kelra for Most Stationary, with 88.81335982608 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,584thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,123rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 20,746thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,610thHighest Drug Use: 28,606th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Smokeland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Smokeland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Smokeland, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Smokeland, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Following new legislation in Smokeland, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Smokeland, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Smokeland, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Smokeland, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Smokeland, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Smokeland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.

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