The Federation of Sluckyoma is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Scipio Yomanus with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.603 billion Sluckyomen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yoma Hippus. The average income tax rate is 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sluckyoman economy, worth 224 trillion mums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,218 mums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Sluckyoma, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sluckyoma's national animal is the flying hippo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yomanus.

Sluckyoma is ranked 21,321^st in the world and 48^th in Lands End for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,658.26 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.