Most Patriotic: 3,172ndMost Influential: 4,713thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,960th
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For the hippo
Scipio Yomanus
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sluckyoma

Population1.603 billion

CapitalYoma Hippus
LeaderScipio Yomanus
FaithYomanus

Currencymum
Animalflying hippo

The Federation of Sluckyoma is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Scipio Yomanus with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.603 billion Sluckyomen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yoma Hippus. The average income tax rate is 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sluckyoman economy, worth 224 trillion mums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,218 mums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Sluckyoma, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sluckyoma's national animal is the flying hippo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yomanus.

Sluckyoma is ranked 21,321st in the world and 48th in Lands End for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,658.26 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Patriotic: 3,172ndMost Influential: 4,713thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,960thMost Authoritarian: 7,230thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,451stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,038thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,459thLargest Mining Sector: 10,373rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,035thMost Developed: 11,782ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,343rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13,486thLargest Governments: 14,465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,566thMost Secular: 16,850thHealthiest Citizens: 17,381stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,383rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,829thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,045thHighest Average Incomes: 18,164thMost Cultured: 18,395thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,295thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,321stMost Conservative: 21,623rdSmartest Citizens: 21,631stHighest Poor Incomes: 21,818thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,511thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,101stLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,470thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,636th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sluckyoma was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Great Britain Ireland and Normandy.
  • : Following new legislation in Sluckyoma, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Sluckyoma, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Sluckyoma.
  • : Following new legislation in Sluckyoma, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving".
  • : Sluckyoma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sluckyoma, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Sluckyoma, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Sluckyoma, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Sluckyoma, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Sluckyoma, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.

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