Highest Crime Rates: 3,419thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,231stMost Avoided: 8,558th
The Federation of
Moralistic Democracy
Pro mundi beneficio
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Slothlokia

Population6.592 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalkangaroo

The Federation of Slothlokia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.592 billion Slothlokians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The strong Slothlokian economy, worth 160 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 24,306 francs, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime is pervasive. Slothlokia's national animal is the kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slothlokia is ranked 76,503rd in the world and 1,397th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 626.85117520388 days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,419thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,231stMost Avoided: 8,558thMost Armed: 13,820thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,112th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 88th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 115th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 138th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slothlokia, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothlokia, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothlokia, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothlokia, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothlokia, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothlokia, when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Slothlokian dark-plume goshawk.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothlokia, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for kangaroo sacrifices.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothlokia, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothlokia, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothlokia, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.

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