Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,279thMost Influential: 3,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,439th
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Slongs

Population12.268 billion

CapitalKongo
LeaderThe great Dong
FaithBarfighting

CurrencyBag of Gold
AnimalPet rock

The Church of Slongs is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The great Dong with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.268 billion Slongsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kongo. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slongsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,488 trillion Bags of Gold a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,349 Bags of Gold, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Slongs has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slongs's national animal is the Pet rock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Barfighting.

Slongs is ranked 12,159th in the world and 206th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,057.18848895408 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,279thTop
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Most Influential: 3,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,439thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,962ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,819thBest Weather: 11,970thMost Stationary: 12,159thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,326thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,736thMost Developed: 12,963rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,489thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,536thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,842ndMost Cultured: 13,975thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,428thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,792ndHighest Economic Output: 18,066thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,387thLargest Governments: 18,566thMost Authoritarian: 18,764thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,664thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,859thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,418thHighest Food Quality: 24,077thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,349thLowest Crime Rates: 24,529thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,368thSmartest Citizens: 25,617thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,891stLargest Black Market: 29,509th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 134th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 191st in the regionMost Stationary: 206th in the regionMost Patriotic: 260th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 266th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 269th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 288th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 292nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 297th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 304th in the regionBest Weather: 321st in the regionMost Cultured: 332nd in the regionMost Developed: 334th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 343rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 354th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 363rd in the regionLargest Governments: 380th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 393rd in the regionLargest Populations: 424th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 427th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 440th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 457th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 464th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 468th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 493rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 528th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 545th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 547th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 564th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slongs voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Slongs endorsed The Kingdom of Vussul.
  • : Slongs endorsed The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
  • : Slongs was endorsed by The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
  • : Slongs was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vussul.
  • : Following new legislation in Slongs, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Slongs, diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much.
  • : Following new legislation in Slongs, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Slongs voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
  • : Slongs voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".

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