Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,036thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,359thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,494th
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Slatos Empire

Population2.661 billion

LeaderThe Senate

AnimalBrown Bear

The 🗻🌲Republic🌲🗻 of Slatos Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Senate with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.661 billion Slatiks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hagerman. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Slatik economy, worth 250 trillion Banocks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,238 Banocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby The Senate Pics" has made The Senate's mom a celebrity, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slatos Empire's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Slatos Empire is ranked 245,015th in the world and 7,448th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.99 crimes per hour.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,036thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,359thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,494thTop
Most Cultured: 16,293rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,629thMost Developed: 17,485thMost Patriotic: 19,004thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,375thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,592ndNicest Citizens: 20,740thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,500thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,758thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,807thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,154thLowest Crime Rates: 25,090thMost Efficient Economies: 26,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,945th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 104th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 219th in the regionMost Cultured: 353rd in the regionMost Developed: 361st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 376th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 402nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 427th in the regionMost Patriotic: 436th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 448th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 449th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 457th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 498th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 502nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 524th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 550th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 552nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 575th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 597th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 605th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 615th in the regionLargest Governments: 618th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 641st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 673rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 691st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 704th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 706th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 723rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 728th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 741st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 776th in the region

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