Most Secular: 3,988thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,113thMost Influential: 4,121st
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Stop your dreaming and work for a living!
Poppy iPod II
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Population2.777 billion

LeaderPoppy iPod II
FaithPoppy iPodism

Animalemu lmao

The Dictatorship of Slakchtreen is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Poppy iPod II with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.777 billion Slakchtreenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landbourg. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Slakchtreenian economy, worth 220 trillion SlakDs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,483 SlakDs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, Harry Potter books are banned, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slakchtreen's national animal is the emu lmao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poppy iPodism.

Slakchtreen is ranked 218,273rd in the world and 1,478th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -10.25 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Secular: 3,988thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,113thMost Influential: 4,121stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,376thMost Patriotic: 4,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,759thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,281stMost Conservative: 7,789thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,760thLargest Black Market: 11,596thMost Authoritarian: 11,638thLowest Crime Rates: 13,070thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,435thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,028thBest Weather: 14,203rdLargest Governments: 17,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,608thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,268thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,632ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,461stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,475th
Most Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionMost Conservative: 44th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 61st in the regionMost Patriotic: 71st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionMost Secular: 129th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 147th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Influential: 154th in the regionMost Stationary: 155th in the region

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