|Leader||Poppy iPod II|
The Dictatorship of Slakchtreen is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Poppy iPod II with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.777 billion Slakchtreenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landbourg. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Slakchtreenian economy, worth 220 trillion SlakDs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,483 SlakDs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, Harry Potter books are banned, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slakchtreen's national animal is the emu lmao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poppy iPodism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slakchtreen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The Republic of Puaco.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The Socialist Federal Republic of Pan Kath.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The Socialist Federation of Canadian Democratic Republics.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The Retro-Futuristic Starship of New Astri.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The Rainbow Confederacy of UFROE.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The United Red States of Democratic-Socialists.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The Socialist Federation of Czecho-Slovakian Union.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The Empire of Sith Isles.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The People's Republic of Ugriasau.
Endorsements Received: 53 » Marxmeans, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Picuros, Shamian, Feyrisshire, Socialist Heronia, Council of America, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Kethania, Bruzzundunga, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Karelianastan, Rothnia, Phallas, Vulga, The Reunification of Korea, Bibliophilius, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Cassaracen, Soviet Felines, Greater Hongshan, Doultrenia, Mallissa, Brauengen, Proletariana, Soviet State of Covernant, Pangeaeae, Sodoran Alesia, Wice, East Shancia, Borealian Communes, Konzhov, Cannitopia, Omafana, The Steephills, Krestyana, The Movion, Halsoni, Socialist Balkon, Pogging Through The Pain, The Transmanian Islands, Comuny, Carrico, Flying-Penguins, FlyLands, Exania, Bovad, Ugriasau, Sith Isles, Czecho-Slovakian Union, and 3 others.Democratic-Socialists, Canadian Democratic Republics, and Puaco.