Highest Poor Incomes: 6,347thMost Influential: 7,620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,870th
The Get Those Geese Off My Yard of
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Sjorve Ned

Population1.353 billion

CapitalNordschleife
LeaderCarlos Norris

CurrencyQuartz
Animalwolf

The Get Those Geese Off My Yard of Sjorve Ned is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Carlos Norris with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and vat-grown people. The quiet, industrious population of 1.353 billion Sjorve Nedians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nordschleife. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sjorve Nedian economy, worth 206 trillion Quartzes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,334 Quartzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, nine out of ten citizens of Sjorve Ned answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sjorve Ned's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sjorve Ned is ranked 22,545th in the world and 522nd in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,198.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 6,347thMost Influential: 7,620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,870thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,470thLowest Crime Rates: 8,587thMost Developed: 8,963rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,285thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,756thLargest Governments: 10,636thHealthiest Citizens: 10,652ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,944thMost Secular: 11,092ndSmartest Citizens: 11,111thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,606thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,736thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,936thHighest Food Quality: 12,452ndSafest: 12,564thMost Patriotic: 12,909thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,976thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,066thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 13,779thMost Cultured: 13,889thMost Inclusive: 14,197thHighest Average Incomes: 14,966thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,128thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,387thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,242ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,431stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,034thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,126thBest Weather: 19,192ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,318thMost Income Equality: 20,736thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,847thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,545th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 170th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 187th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 226th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 249th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 250th in the regionMost Developed: 284th in the regionMost Patriotic: 285th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 289th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 295th in the regionLargest Governments: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 302nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 316th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 325th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 327th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 337th in the regionMost Secular: 348th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 351st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 366th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 385th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 393rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 416th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 429th in the regionSafest: 434th in the regionMost Cultured: 435th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 467th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 486th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 495th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 506th in the regionMost Inclusive: 507th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 522nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 589th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 662nd in the regionMost Influential: 696th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 886th in the regionMost Income Equality: 980th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sjorve Ned lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Sjorve Ned, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Sjorve Ned, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Sjorve Ned, nine out of ten citizens of Sjorve Ned answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Sjorve Ned was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Sjorve Ned, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Sjorve Ned, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Sjorve Ned, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Sjorve Ned, vehicular homicide by Sjorve Nedian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
  • : Sjorve Ned was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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