The Rogue Nation of Sizlhraun is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.494 billion Sizlhraunians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sizlhraunian economy, worth a remarkable 2,530 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 337,637 Fruizlhiaus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, all beauty contests have been banned, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Sizlhraun's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sizlhraun's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sizlhraun is ranked 5,063^rd in the world and 52^nd in Worlds of Colors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.17 law-abiding acts per hour.