Most Advanced Defense Forces: 257thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 398th
The Cheddar Knight of
Iron Fist Consumerists
They Never Expect the Master Flank
Said the Liar
Influence
Minnow
Minister of On-Site Events
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sir Zanny

Population5.94 billion

CapitalFabio
LeaderSaid the Liar
FaithClanka's in Pyjamas

CurrencyDaily Crate
AnimalEvening Swan

The Cheddar Knight of Sir Zanny is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Said the Liar with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.94 billion Sir Zannyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fabio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sir Zannyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,867 trillion Daily Crates a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 314,333 Daily Crates, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Sir Zannyian Liberator", when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", the nation is under martial law, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sir Zanny's national animal is the Evening Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Clanka's in Pyjamas.

Sir Zanny is ranked 72,130th in the world and 745th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 655.75352476192 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 257thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 398thMost Patriotic: 407thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,006thLargest Black Market: 2,410thHighest Average Incomes: 2,504thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,489thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,725thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,411thLargest Mining Sector: 7,003rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,270thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,436thMost Conservative: 8,813thLargest Governments: 8,900thMost Authoritarian: 8,948thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,536thLowest Crime Rates: 12,715thHighest Economic Output: 13,609thMost Secular: 14,772ndTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,876thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,595thLargest Retail Industry: 18,853rdMost Efficient Economies: 26,562nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 197th in the regionLargest Governments: 210th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 222nd in the regionMost Conservative: 238th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 239th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 239th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 239th in the regionMost Avoided: 269th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 276th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 306th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 363rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 384th in the regionMost Extreme: 426th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 433rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 453rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 587th in the region

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