Population | 5.94 billion |
Capital | Fabio |
Leader | Said the Liar |
Faith | Clanka's in Pyjamas |
Currency | Daily Crate |
Animal | Evening Swan |
The Cheddar Knight of Sir Zanny is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Said the Liar with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.94 billion Sir Zannyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fabio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Sir Zannyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,867 trillion Daily Crates a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 314,333 Daily Crates, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Sir Zannyian Liberator", when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", the nation is under martial law, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sir Zanny's national animal is the Evening Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Clanka's in Pyjamas.
Sir Zanny is ranked 72,130th in the world and 745th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 655.75352476192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sir Zanny, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Following new legislation in Sir Zanny, the nation is under martial law.
- : Sir Zanny lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Sir Zanny lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Sir Zanny created a new poll in The South Pacific: "SwanVision Round 1, Match 5".
- : Sir Zanny lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Sir Zanny lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Sir Zanny lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Sir Zanny lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Sir Zanny lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.