Most Patriotic: 909thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,410th
The Cheddar Knight of
Iron Fist Consumerists
They Never Expect the Master Flank
Sun Tzu
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Sir Zanny

Population2.389 billion

LeaderSun Tzu
FaithClanka's in Pyjamas

CurrencyDaily Crate
AnimalEvening Swan

The Cheddar Knight of Sir Zanny is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sun Tzu with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.389 billion Sir Zannyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fabio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sir Zannyian economy, worth 510 trillion Daily Crates a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,660 Daily Crates, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, the country is preparing for war, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sir Zanny's national animal is the Evening Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Clanka's in Pyjamas.

Sir Zanny is ranked 11,420th in the world and 316th in the South Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 10,652.79 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Patriotic: 909thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,410thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,606thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,124thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,838thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,314thHighest Average Incomes: 6,242ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,266thLargest Black Market: 6,608thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,652ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,666thMost Authoritarian: 10,401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,460thMost Conservative: 10,794thLargest Retail Industry: 11,420thLowest Crime Rates: 13,085thTop
Most Secular: 15,053rdLargest Governments: 15,119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,483rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,092ndHighest Poor Incomes: 19,028thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,819thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,581stMost Subsidized Industry: 24,150thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,313th
Largest Insurance Industry: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 106th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 114th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 176th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 185th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 197th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 313th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 316th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 366th in the regionLargest Governments: 421st in the regionMost Secular: 448th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 448th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 481st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 488th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 529th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 529th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 558th in the regionMost Conservative: 559th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 569th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 652nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 669th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 753rd in the regionMost Developed: 794th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 890th in the regionMost Extreme: 980th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,047th in the region

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