The Democratic Republic of Sinthia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.405 billion Sinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nelling. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sinthian economy, worth 118 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,109 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Sinthia, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinthia's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinthia is ranked 96,146^th in the world and 308^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,843.02 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.