Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 237thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 278thLargest Insurance Industry: 301st
The All $eeing Eye of
Iron Fist Consumerists
My favorite poi$on is Durban Poi$on.
Tyrantu$ Maximu$
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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SinLandia666

Population10.477 billion

Capital$in$ity
LeaderTyrantu$ Maximu$
FaithMaximi$m

CurrencyJurnt
AnimalJapane$e Hornet

The All $eeing Eye of SinLandia666 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tyrantu$ Maximu$ with an iron fist, and renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.477 billion $inLanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of $in$ity. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SinLandia666ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,334 trillion Jurnts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 318,264 Jurnts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. SinLandia666's national animal is the Japane$e Hornet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Maximi$m.

SinLandia666 is ranked 5,110th in the world and 16th in Lands End for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.27 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 237thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 278thLargest Insurance Industry: 301stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 317thMost Corrupt Governments: 465thMost Avoided: 470thMost Primitive: 485thLargest Mining Sector: 563rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 602ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 696thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 899thFattest Citizens: 938thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,050thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,301stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,350thLargest Retail Industry: 1,391stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,435thMost Secular: 1,631stHighest Average Incomes: 1,941stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,391stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,526thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,955thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,026thLargest Black Market: 4,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,711thHighest Economic Output: 4,929thMost Efficient Economies: 5,110thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,458thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,565thRudest Citizens: 6,223rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,986thNudest: 7,184thMost Influential: 7,848thLargest Governments: 11,027thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,994thLowest Crime Rates: 12,053rdTop
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Most Conservative: 15,037thMost Patriotic: 15,051stMost Authoritarian: 16,363rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,812th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SinLandia666, the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture.
  • : Following new legislation in SinLandia666, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in SinLandia666, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in SinLandia666, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety.
  • : Following new legislation in SinLandia666, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
  • : SinLandia666 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in SinLandia666, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
  • : SinLandia666 endorsed The United Kingdom of Great Britain Ireland and Normandy.
  • : SinLandia666 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : SinLandia666 was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Great Britain Ireland and Normandy.

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