Most Patriotic: 439thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 826thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,285th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Evil has no limit
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Sinauzfhlia

Population6.779 billion

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalDodo

The Republic of Sinauzfhlia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.779 billion Sinauzfhlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinauzfhlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,674 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 247,063 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinauzfhlia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinauzfhlia is ranked 39,867th in the world and 60th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.13453676232 days.

Top
1%
Most Patriotic: 439thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 826thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,285thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,574thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,614thMost Devout: 1,715thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,735thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,003rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,843rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,550thHighest Average Incomes: 5,529thLowest Crime Rates: 5,856thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,321stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,698thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,407thLargest Mining Sector: 8,175thLargest Black Market: 8,518thSmartest Citizens: 10,543rdTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 15,600thMost Efficient Economies: 16,235thBest Weather: 16,250thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,057thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,481stHighest Poor Incomes: 19,661stMost Authoritarian: 22,060thMost Influential: 23,925thLargest Governments: 25,484thMost Developed: 26,487thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28,143rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,674th
Top
5%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sinauzfhlia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
  • : Sinauzfhlia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.

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