Most World Assembly Endorsements: 844thMost Influential: 1,594thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,280th
The Insanity of
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The Yeetmaster Supreme
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Population1.222 billion

LeaderThe Yeetmaster Supreme

AnimalSimadoan Eagle

The Insanity of Simadoa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.222 billion Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 126 trillion Dalans a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 103,550 Dalans, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Stupidity.

Simadoa is ranked 13,552nd in the world and 643rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,544.39 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 844thMost Influential: 1,594thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,280thMost Armed: 8,200thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,527thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,554thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,285thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,552ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,559thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,459thMost Inclusive: 18,595thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,046thHealthiest Citizens: 19,560thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,732ndMost Efficient Economies: 23,248thMost Cultured: 23,463rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23,557th
Most Armed: 295th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 446th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 454th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 466th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 560th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 562nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 643rd in the regionMost Influential: 646th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 678th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 856th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 889th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
  • : Simadoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Jaxikistan.
  • : Simadoa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Simadoa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 211 » Territorio di Nessuno, Potatolandium, Shibutani, Aerilia, Koda-Land, Cretox State, Lulubellia, East Akra, Great Bights Mum, Empy, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Kragsgale, Bankowiata, Orado, Omnistria, Pytong, Loutsland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dreadton, Hamerica, The Rhein States, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Former English Colony, North Bratislava, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Slyakanya, Siwale, Odelinor, WeKnow, New Lakemba, Valentine Z, Illusia and Neverendia, Votak Matim, Pasargad, Ravendi, Frances Francis the First of France, Draconian Progression, Seenvorland, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, and 161 others.Sunto, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Daiz, Sevinland, Xipher, Heilhum Imperius, Tvers, Sikol, Climeria, Joodey, Wineclaw, Seijitsu, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Solphine, Animu Place, Vyata Temor, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Manticore utopia, Malta Comino Gozo, Azzarel, Ilisseia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kwaj, 1 very fast endotarter, Alice Gardens, Walter Jackson, Lemonbiscuits, Blyskalia, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, Ethnon, Western Vapia, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, Galbadiana, His Enduring Majesty, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Pallaith, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Nordic-British Union, Runeda, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Planes, Darkmondoria, El Fiji Grande, Super Girl, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Volstokn, Simone Republic, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Gondwanaia, Sachi, The Endless Eventide, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Wooleystan, Vesteysia, BrightFutures, SORT, The Austro Germanic Union, Panama Coalition, Cinnibar, Humptalumpta, Advancia-Sizzletown, The Tree States, Deseret-Moronia, The Windmilluminati, David Davidson, Mon Island, Aeolist, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Obelias, Felpolandia, Landfinia, Intion North, United States of Medford, Free Culture, Folenz, Solcius, North Armatas, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Central Ryal, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Katuda, Wellandy, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Dacian Freelands, Figyjharli, Miamington, Maott, Svenskan, Wapistan, Dangine, Siforpeo, Cowbridge, Kromi, Shotokonia, Tyirza, Xyrron, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Britle, Tsandonown, Ellbonnia, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Merconitonitopia, Kastonvia, Novremia, Bearical, Venicea, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Nova Arcania, Rising Sakura, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Capablanca, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, The Calabash Protectorate, Sahriastan, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, Nimarya, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, New Celoveniortan, Praeceps, Palgo, Dabarastan, Jaxikistan, and AmManies.

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