The State of Silverlake69 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.639 billion Silverlake69ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The Silverlake69ian economy, worth 570 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,039 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of Silverlake69 are famed for their reasonable volume levels, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silverlake69's national animal is the deer.

Silverlake69 is ranked 178,507^th in the world and 192^nd in United States of America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.56 law-abiding acts per hour.