Population | 7.403 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Silver beetles is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.403 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Silvyrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,928 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 260,517 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The media seems excessively interested in what Ringa Beetles is wearing this season, devotion to God is only skin-deep, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silver beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Silver beetles is ranked 36,606th in the world and 81st in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.37345488048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Silver beetles, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in Silver beetles, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
- : Following new legislation in Silver beetles, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
- : Following new legislation in Silver beetles, the media seems excessively interested in what Ringa Beetles is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Silver beetles, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- : Following new legislation in Silver beetles, when their backs are against the walls Beetles look out for gay men.
- : Following new legislation in Silver beetles, Beetles no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings.
- : Following new legislation in Silver beetles, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
- : Following new legislation in Silver beetles, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Silver beetles, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Silver beetles" at foreigners.