The Coalition of Siiberia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Consensus with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.275 billion Siiberians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cascadia Prime. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Siiberian economy, worth a remarkable 4,094 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,928 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siiberia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Siiberia is ranked 144,278^th in the world and 13^th in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Highest Drug Use, scoring 58.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.