Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,987thMost Patriotic: 11,107thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,057th
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Sicnod

Population3.515 billion

Currencybaht
Animaleagle

The Republic of Sicnod is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.515 billion Sicnodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sicnodian economy, worth 427 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,603 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicnod's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sicnod is ranked 94,555th in the world and 126th in Cainitium for Most Stationary, with 481.75176112312 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,987thMost Patriotic: 11,107thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,057thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,132ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 17,394thMost Authoritarian: 20,546thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,923rdLargest Black Market: 21,322ndLargest Mining Sector: 24,899thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,150th
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Most Influential: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 34th in the regionMost Patriotic: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionMost Extreme: 61st in the regionLargest Black Market: 65th in the regionLargest Populations: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 91st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 94th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sicnod, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in Sicnod, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in Sicnod, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Sicnod, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Sicnod, Sicnodians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
  • : Sicnod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Sicnod, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Following new legislation in Sicnod, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Sicnod, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Sicnod, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.

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