Largest Welfare Programs: 3,131stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,722ndMost Pacifist: 7,008th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
We Are One 我哋一
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Shumi

Population700 million

CapitalGuangzhou

CurrencyYuan
AnimalPanda

The Democratic People's Republic of Shumi is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 700 million Shumians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangzhou. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Shumian economy, worth 66.8 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 95,445 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Guangzhou" t-shirts, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shumi's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Shumi is ranked 227,162nd in the world and 1,187th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -7.56 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,131stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,722ndMost Pacifist: 7,008thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,008thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,185thNicest Citizens: 7,254thMost Inclusive: 7,362ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,069thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,001stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,617thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,794thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,537thBest Weather: 13,172ndTop
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Highest Food Quality: 13,703rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,318thMost Income Equality: 15,702ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,919thLargest Governments: 16,552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,785thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,789thLowest Crime Rates: 20,656thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,902ndHealthiest Citizens: 21,638thLeast Corrupt Governments: 23,445thSmartest Citizens: 23,692nd
Top
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Largest Welfare Programs: 111th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 140th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shumi, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Shumi, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Shumi, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Shumi, third world countries are rich in "I Love Guangzhou" t-shirts.
  • : Shumi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Shumi, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Shumi, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Shumi, the official Shumian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Shumi, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Shumi, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.

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