Population | 8.636 billion |
Capital | Shadezsia |
Leader | Shadelia Firewaterwolf |
Faith | Church of Pizza |
Currency | Gold Ring |
Animal | Echidna |
The Mystical Special Nation of Shade thy echidna is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shadelia Firewaterwolf with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.636 billion Shades are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shadezsia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Shadean economy, worth a remarkable 2,782 trillion Gold Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 322,192 Gold Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shade thy echidna's national animal is the Echidna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.
Shade thy echidna is ranked 28,623rd in the world and 17th in Green Hills for Most Stationary, with 1,394.77248928948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Shade thy echidna, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
- : Following new legislation in Shade thy echidna, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
- : Following new legislation in Shade thy echidna, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
- : Following new legislation in Shade thy echidna, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Shade thy echidna, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
- : Following new legislation in Shade thy echidna, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Shade thy echidna, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Following new legislation in Shade thy echidna, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
- : Following new legislation in Shade thy echidna, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in Shade thy echidna, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.