Population | 13.556 billion |
Capital | Sgt City |
Leader | King Sgt |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Sgttopian Dollar |
Animal | Mountain Wolf |
The Armed Socialist Republic of Sgttopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Sgt with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.556 billion Sgttopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sgt City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Sgttopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,658 trillion Sgttopian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 269,878 Sgttopian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sgttopia's national animal is the Mountain Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Sgttopia is ranked 2,572nd in the world and 1st in King Sgt Appreciation Zone for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.26 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sgttopia, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Sgttopia, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Sgttopia, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
- : Sgttopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Sgttopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Sgttopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Sgttopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Sgttopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Sgttopia, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Sgttopia, visiting the best Sgttopian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.