Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,091stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,359th
The People's Republic of
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Population2.232 billion

LeaderMarsal Balsa


The People's Republic of SFRYugosalvia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marsal Balsa with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.232 billion SFRYugosalvians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titograd. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SFRYugosalvian economy, worth 356 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,654 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SFRYugosalvia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SFRYugosalvia is ranked 10,701st in the world and 222nd in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.34 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,091stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,359thMost Influential: 4,992ndMost Patriotic: 5,041stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,917thLowest Crime Rates: 6,515thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,211thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,933rdMost Developed: 9,201stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,804thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,123rdLargest Governments: 10,270thHealthiest Citizens: 10,701stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,538thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,727thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,754thSmartest Citizens: 12,240thMost Efficient Economies: 12,333rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,364thMost Cultured: 12,562ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,651stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,694thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,898thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,227thHighest Food Quality: 17,941stSafest: 19,300thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,950thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,981stMost Secular: 23,575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,774thMost Income Equality: 25,241st
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the regionMost Patriotic: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 121st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 124th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 125th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 134th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 139th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 149th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 165th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 176th in the regionMost Influential: 177th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 181st in the region

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