Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 935thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,335thLargest Black Market: 1,840th
The Red Hot Sizzler of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Red Hot Sandra
Grinch
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Sexy Santa

Population10.09 billion

CapitalBardufoss
LeaderGrinch
FaithJinglebellism

CurrencySilver Sixpences
AnimalReindeer

The Red Hot Sizzler of Sexy Santa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grinch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.09 billion Sexy Santans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bardufoss. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sexy Santan economy, worth a remarkable 1,949 trillion Silver Sixpenceses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,166 Silver Sixpenceses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sexy Santa's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jinglebellism.

Sexy Santa is ranked 10,469th in the world and 6th in Doll Guldur for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 7,323.16 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Top
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 935thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,335thLargest Black Market: 1,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,000thTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,126thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,133rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,644thLargest Retail Industry: 4,975thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,741stMost Efficient Economies: 6,554thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,775thHighest Average Incomes: 8,243rdHighest Economic Output: 9,987thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,417thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,469thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,924thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,233rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,372ndLargest Governments: 12,797thTop
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Most Secular: 14,364thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,195thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,461stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,465thMost Stationary: 17,041stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,143rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,480thLowest Crime Rates: 23,442ndMost Beautiful Environments: 24,100thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,930th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sexy Santa, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexy Santa, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexy Santa, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexy Santa, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexy Santa, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Sexy Santa created a custom banner.
  • : Sexy Santa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Sexy Santa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Sexy Santa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexy Santa, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.

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