The Twisted World of Sex Fiends is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Sex Fiend with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 13.092 billion Sex Fiendsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bed Room. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sex Fiendsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,415 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,490 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Sex Fiends's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sex.

Sex Fiends is ranked 14,112^th in the world and 2^nd in Sex for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.18 law-abiding acts per hour.