The Utopian Republic of Sevinland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Sevinlandian Senate with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.405 billion Sevinlanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elei. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sevinlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,202 trillion Sevinlandian credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 313,517 Sevinlandian credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, refugees from other nations are flocking to Sevinland's border, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Sevinland's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sevinland is ranked 197,103^rd in the world and 7,583^rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.65 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.