Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,605thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,780thHighest Crime Rates: 1,961st
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Several Space Rocks

Population6.022 billion

CapitalCrater Lake
LeaderAstrid McCool
FaithMundunce

Currencyfranc
Animalswan

The Astroid Kingdom of Several Space Rocks is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Astrid McCool with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.022 billion Several Space Rocksians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crater Lake. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Several Space Rocksian economy, worth 889 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,642 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Astrid McCool has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, schoolchildren are divided over Astrid McCool's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, Astrid McCool accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients, and surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Several Space Rocks's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mundunce.

Several Space Rocks is ranked 219,085th in the world and 1st in Asteroids for Fattest Citizens, with 9 Obesity Rate.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,605thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,780thHighest Crime Rates: 1,961stMost Avoided: 2,000thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,627thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,495thLargest Black Market: 3,638thLargest Retail Industry: 5,050thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,564thNudest: 7,241stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,738thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,061stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,071stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,396thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,636thMost Secular: 13,441stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 16,194thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,317thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,385thMost Efficient Economies: 18,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,790thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,023rdHighest Economic Output: 25,470th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Several Space Rocks, surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors.
  • : Following new legislation in Several Space Rocks, Astrid McCool accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients.
  • : Following new legislation in Several Space Rocks, schoolchildren are divided over Astrid McCool's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Several Space Rocks, Astrid McCool has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Several Space Rocks, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Several Space Rocks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Several Space Rocks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Several Space Rocks, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk.
  • : Following new legislation in Several Space Rocks, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Several Space Rocks, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.

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