Population | 23.183 billion |
Capital | Rabbit |
Leader | Violet |
Faith | Perl |
Currency | Bit |
Animal | Byte |
The Caffeinated Code Powerhouse of Server Hamsters is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Violet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.183 billion Hamsters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabbit. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hamstersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,141 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,356 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Teachers regularly paddle unruly students, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Server Hamsters's national animal is the Byte, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Perl.
Server Hamsters is ranked 11,221st in the world and 6th in Testregionia for Most Stationary, with 2,182.7412766558 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Server Hamsters's influence in Testregionia fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : Server Hamsters's influence in Testregionia rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Server Hamsters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Server Hamsters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Server Hamsters was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Mayonnaise of Puppet1, infecting 33 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Server Hamsters was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Mayonnaise of Puppet1, infecting 33 million survivors.
- : Server Hamsters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Server Hamsters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Server Hamsters's influence in Testregionia fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : Server Hamsters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.