Population | 1.286 billion |
Capital | Phyrus |
Leader | Mesbat Anis |
Currency | Serpulian Rouble |
Animal | Bear |
The Empire of Serpula is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mesbat Anis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.286 billion Serpulians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phyrus. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Serpulan economy, worth 65.1 trillion Serpulian Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,650 Serpulian Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serpula's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Serpula is ranked 285,520th in the world and 6th in Galactic Empire for Most Stationary, with 4.43900410348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Serpula voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Serpula, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Following new legislation in Serpula, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone.
- : Following new legislation in Serpula, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
- : Following new legislation in Serpula, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Serpula's influence in Galactic Empire rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Serpula, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans.
- : Serpula changed its national currency to "Serpulian Rouble".
- : Following new legislation in Serpula, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in Serpula, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Serpula.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.