Population | 37.754 billion |
Capital | Sehlysdre City |
Leader | Caoilfhinn |
Currency | Thaler |
Animal | Tiger |
The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caoilfhinn with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 37.754 billion Sehlysdreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sehlysdre City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Sehlysdrean economy, worth an astonishing 15,190 trillion Thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 402,350 Thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, money grows on trees, and the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sehlysdre's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Sehlysdre is ranked 307,497th in the world and 6,022nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.26 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sehlysdre's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Sehlysdre relocated from Osiris to The South Pacific.
- : Sehlysdre was refounded in Osiris.
- : Sehlysdre ceased to exist in The South Pacific.
- : Sehlysdre's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Sehlysdre was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Sehlysdre was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Rogue Nation of South Venison, curing 1 million infected.
- : Sehlysdre was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Rogue Nation of South Venison, curing 1 million infected.
- : Sehlysdre was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Rogue Nation of South Venison, curing 1 million infected.
- : Sehlysdre was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Rogue Nation of South Venison, curing 1 million infected.