Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7thMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 26th
The Incorporated States of
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Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus
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Sehlysdre

Population30.532 billion

CapitalSehlysdre City
LeaderCaoilfhinn

CurrencyThaler
AnimalTiger

The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Caoilfhinn with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.532 billion Sehlysdreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sehlysdre City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sehlysdrean economy, worth an astonishing 12,119 trillion Thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 396,953 Thalers, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sehlysdre's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sehlysdre is ranked 72,928th in the world and 2,366th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 58.58 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7thMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 26thMost Armed: 31stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 51stFattest Citizens: 64thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 73rdMost Avoided: 120thLeast Corrupt Governments: 166thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 177thLargest Mining Sector: 201stLargest Gambling Industry: 218thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 219thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 261stHighest Economic Output: 261stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 305thRudest Citizens: 354thLargest Retail Industry: 376thMost Stationary: 550thHighest Average Incomes: 758thLargest Publishing Industry: 973rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 996thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,272ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,529thLargest Populations: 1,919thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,582ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,758thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,826thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,888thSmartest Citizens: 3,778thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,363rdLargest Black Market: 7,658thNudest: 9,355thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,915thTop
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Most Secular: 10,905thMost Influential: 11,651stMost Politically Free: 12,018thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,955thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,177th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 86th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Politically Free: 137th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 190th in the regionLargest Black Market: 223rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 238th in the regionNudest: 308th in the regionMost Secular: 390th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 432nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 542nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 542nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 707th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 707th in the regionMost Extreme: 759th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Sehlysdre.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, billions of Thalers are spent to take high-quality photos of the Tiger Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, under love's heavy burden Caoilfhinn sinks lower in the political right's esteem.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.

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