Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7thMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 25th
The Incorporated States of
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Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus
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Sehlysdre

Population30.968 billion

CapitalSehlysdre City
LeaderCaoilfhinn

CurrencyThaler
AnimalTiger

The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Caoilfhinn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.968 billion Sehlysdreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sehlysdre City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sehlysdrean economy, worth an astonishing 12,294 trillion Thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 396,996 Thalers, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Sehlysdrean politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sehlysdre's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sehlysdre is ranked 6,431st in the world and 186th in the South Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 34,083.36 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7thMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 25thMost Armed: 32ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54thFattest Citizens: 67thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 73rdMost Avoided: 125thLeast Corrupt Governments: 146thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 181stLargest Mining Sector: 209thLargest Gambling Industry: 215thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 221stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 257thHighest Economic Output: 262ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 313thRudest Citizens: 367thLargest Retail Industry: 393rdMost Stationary: 544thHighest Average Incomes: 774thLargest Publishing Industry: 980thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 996thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,266thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,524thLargest Populations: 1,930thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,558thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,782ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,792ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,801stSmartest Citizens: 3,756thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,431stLargest Black Market: 8,174thNudest: 9,950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,350thTop
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Most Secular: 11,180thMost Influential: 11,716thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,499thMost Politically Free: 15,591stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,940th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 88th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Politically Free: 167th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 186th in the regionLargest Black Market: 246th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 249th in the regionNudest: 313th in the regionMost Secular: 396th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 487th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 583rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 587th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 727th in the regionMost Influential: 825th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 845th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Sehlysdrean politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".

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