Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9thMost Rebellious Youth: 23rdHighest Crime Rates: 26th
The Incorporated States of
Anarchy
Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Sehlysdre

Population33.895 billion

CapitalSehlysdre City
LeaderCaoilfhinn

CurrencyThaler
AnimalTiger

The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Caoilfhinn with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 33.895 billion Sehlysdreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sehlysdre City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sehlysdrean economy, worth an astonishing 13,556 trillion Thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 399,953 Thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Caoilfhinn's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, happiness is all being miserable together, and Sehlysdrean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sehlysdre's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sehlysdre is ranked 26th in the world and 4th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 258.86 crimes per hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9thMost Rebellious Youth: 23rdHighest Crime Rates: 26thMost Armed: 34thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 52ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 62ndFattest Citizens: 71stMost Avoided: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 161stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 185thLargest Gambling Industry: 210thLargest Mining Sector: 218thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 244thHighest Disposable Incomes: 253rdHighest Economic Output: 281stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 336thRudest Citizens: 497thMost Stationary: 503rdLargest Retail Industry: 582ndHighest Average Incomes: 897thLargest Publishing Industry: 956thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 960thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,511thLargest Populations: 1,845thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,632ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,970thMost Efficient Economies: 3,415thSmartest Citizens: 3,868thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,367thLargest Black Market: 7,018thNudest: 10,788thMost Secular: 10,868thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,301stMost Influential: 12,403rdTop
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Most Politically Free: 18,059thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,315th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 103rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 114th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Politically Free: 127th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 188th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210th in the regionNudest: 228th in the regionMost Secular: 349th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 801st in the regionMost Influential: 833rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 854th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 954th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,122nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, Sehlysdrean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Sehlysdre was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, happiness is all being miserable together.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, Caoilfhinn's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Sehlysdre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Sehlysdre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, when their backs are against the walls Sehlysdreans look out for gay men.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Sehlysdrean weed picker are way up.

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