Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6th Highest Crime Rates: 22nd Most Rebellious Youth: 25th
The Incorporated States of
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Population28.386 billion

CapitalSehlysdre City


The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Caoilfhinn with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.386 billion Sehlysdreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sehlysdre City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sehlysdrean economy, worth an astonishing 11,179 trillion Thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 393,855 Thalers, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

You're only as old as you feel, there's no such thing as bad publicity, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sehlysdre's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sehlysdre is ranked 21,200th in the world and 857th in the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6thHighest Crime Rates: 22ndMost Rebellious Youth: 25thMost Armed: 25thFattest Citizens: 53rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 77thMost Avoided: 114thLeast Corrupt Governments: 131stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 141stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 174thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 206thLargest Mining Sector: 207thLargest Gambling Industry: 221stHighest Disposable Incomes: 236thHighest Economic Output: 255thLargest Retail Industry: 262ndRudest Citizens: 280thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 296thMost Stationary: 593rdHighest Average Incomes: 602ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 669thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 846thLargest Publishing Industry: 907thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,260thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,583rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,880thMost Efficient Economies: 1,894thLargest Populations: 2,007thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,292ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,081stSmartest Citizens: 3,658thLargest Black Market: 5,058thMost Politically Free: 5,968thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,974thNudest: 6,495thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,092ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,280thMost Influential: 9,491stMost Secular: 9,504thMost Extreme: 11,601stMost Pro-Market: 14,449thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,914th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 61st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 97th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionNudest: 163rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 187th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 209th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 335th in the regionMost Extreme: 360th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 405th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 510th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 526th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, the nation excels at displacement.
  • : Sehlysdre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Sehlysdre was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Sehlysdre was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Sehlysdre was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Sehlysdre was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.


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