Population | 7.378 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Secret beetles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.378 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Sycrytian economy, worth a remarkable 1,938 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 262,705 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Secret beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Secret beetles is ranked 36,602nd in the world and 77th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.3755590458 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
- : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
- : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
- : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
- : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
- : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
- : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, calling dibs is an unalienable right.