Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,820thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,586thNudest: 4,787th
The Platonic Utopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Harmony through science and understanding
Guru Oscar Scyra
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Scyra

Population2.356 billion

CapitalVeyes
LeaderGuru Oscar Scyra
FaithGreco-Buddhism

CurrencyArum
AnimalGryphon

The Platonic Utopia of Scyra is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Guru Oscar Scyra with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.356 billion Scyrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veyes. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scyran economy, worth 312 trillion Arums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 132,496 Arums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scyra's national animal is the Gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Greco-Buddhism.

Scyra is ranked 6,966th in the world and 128th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 476.63 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,820thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,586thNudest: 4,787thLowest Crime Rates: 5,087thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,110thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,734thMost Pacifist: 5,968thMost Developed: 6,168thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,198thMost Influential: 6,237thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,887thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,966thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,465thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,478thHealthiest Citizens: 7,831stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,329thMost Inclusive: 8,405thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,766thLargest Governments: 9,243rdMost Devout: 9,464thHighest Food Quality: 9,750thMost Authoritarian: 9,949thSmartest Citizens: 9,977thMost Cultured: 10,017thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,129thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,379thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,553rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,084thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,123rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,418thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,166thHighest Average Incomes: 21,038thMost Efficient Economies: 23,690th
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Nudest: 19th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 45th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionMost Extreme: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionMost Devout: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 99th in the regionMost Pacifist: 111th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scyra, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Scyra, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Scyra, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in Scyra, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats.
  • : Following new legislation in Scyra, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Scyra endorsed The Gold Holy of Jahass.
  • : Scyra endorsed The Federation of Galicia-Podolia.
  • : Following new legislation in Scyra, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Scyra, wearing a daisy chain is a fast-track ticket to unemployment.
  • : Following new legislation in Scyra, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.

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