Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,132ndMost Influential: 1,532ndBest Weather: 3,700th
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Live and let live
Fluffy Longbottom
Civil Rights
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Population16.381 billion

CapitalCruzo City
LeaderFluffy Longbottom

AnimalBearded Dragon

The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.381 billion Schnarchians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,069 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government is giving peace a chance, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Schnarchi is ranked 194,038th in the world and 8,174th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 311.82 milliStalins.

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Best Weather: 3,700thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,279thSafest: 4,282ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,716thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,759thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,937thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,971stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,303rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,845thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,958thMost Pacifist: 7,737thNicest Citizens: 7,750thMost Cultured: 8,077thMost Developed: 8,283rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,304thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,642ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,799thLowest Crime Rates: 9,315thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,196thSmartest Citizens: 11,039thTop
Nudest: 11,879thHighest Economic Output: 12,382ndLargest Populations: 12,484thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,048th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 208th in the regionBest Weather: 210th in the regionSafest: 235th in the regionLargest Populations: 235th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 246th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 266th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 273rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 335th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 337th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 397th in the regionMost Cultured: 408th in the regionNudest: 426th in the regionNicest Citizens: 430th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 442nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 447th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 477th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 479th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 494th in the regionMost Developed: 511th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 518th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 610th in the regionMost Influential: 630th in the regionMost Politically Free: 698th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 773rd in the region

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