Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,904thMost Influential: 10,151stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,234th
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Live long and prosper
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Schion

Population767 million

Currencymark
AnimalKoala

The Republic of Schion is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 767 million Schionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Schionian economy, worth 54.9 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,519 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When their backs are against the walls Schionians look out for gay men, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schion's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schion is ranked 116,228th in the world and 510th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 136.52718345588 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,904thMost Influential: 10,151stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,234thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,335thMost Income Equality: 17,427thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,223rdNicest Citizens: 18,440thMost Pacifist: 18,992ndLongest Average Lifespans: 19,930thHealthiest Citizens: 20,489thLowest Crime Rates: 21,195thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,097thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,586thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,987th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 109th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 146th in the regionNudest: 178th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schion was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Goias SSR.
  • : Schion was endorsed by The United Soviet States of Flying-Penguins.
  • : Following new legislation in Schion, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Schion was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Schion, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Schion, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Schion, when their backs are against the walls Schionians look out for gay men.
  • : Following new legislation in Schion, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Schion, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Schion, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.

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