Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Conquer and Prosper
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Scandrial

Population5.993 billion

CapitalThe Nexus of a Thousand Spires
LeaderThe Lord Conqueror

Currencybitcoin
Animalcrow

The Empire of Scandrial is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Lord Conqueror with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.993 billion Skaa are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Nexus of a Thousand Spires. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Skaa economy, worth a remarkable 3,176 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 530,112 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, the fate of the world literally rests on The Lord Conqueror's fingers, school uniforms are compulsory, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scandrial's national animal is the crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scandrial is ranked 204,345th in the world and 8,025th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -11.05 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58thLargest Information Technology Sector: 124thHighest Average Incomes: 224thMost Corrupt Governments: 321stLargest Black Market: 442ndMost Secular: 492ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 556thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 614thLowest Crime Rates: 875thLargest Governments: 919thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,250thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,549thMost Developed: 1,578thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,622ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,698thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,144thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,164thSmartest Citizens: 2,267thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,028thMost Efficient Economies: 3,305thHighest Economic Output: 3,832ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,933rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,075thMost Conservative: 4,107thMost Authoritarian: 5,668thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,399thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,540thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,900thBest Weather: 8,272ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,272ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,659thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,014thLargest Retail Industry: 15,006thMost Influential: 15,105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,219thMost Stationary: 17,134thMost Extreme: 18,956th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 91st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 191st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 194th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 220th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 228th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 237th in the regionMost Conservative: 248th in the regionBest Weather: 251st in the regionMost Stationary: 253rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 330th in the regionLargest Populations: 372nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 447th in the regionRudest Citizens: 447th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 465th in the regionMost Extreme: 491st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 719th in the regionMost Influential: 788th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scandrial, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandrial, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandrial, the fate of the world literally rests on The Lord Conqueror's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandrial, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandrial, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandrial, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandrial, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandrial, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandrial, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandrial, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.

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