Population | 11.1 billion |
Capital | Visby in Gotland |
Currency | Krone-złoty |
Animal | Bear |
The Holy Imperium of Scando-Polandandic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.1 billion Scando-Polandandicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Visby in Gotland. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Scando-Polandandician economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Krone-złoties a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,905 Krone-złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Scando-Polandandic has found 2 easter eggs), people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scando-Polandandic's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Scando-Polandandic is ranked 36,188th in the world and 322nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,249.5663183326 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Scando-Polandandic has found 2 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
- : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
- : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, even God cannot save you in Scando-Polandandic.
- : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
- : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.