Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,119thMost Armed: 7,168thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,397th
The Holy Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Only dead fish follow the stream
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Scando-Polandandic

Population11.1 billion

CapitalVisby in Gotland

CurrencyKrone-złoty
AnimalBear

The Holy Imperium of Scando-Polandandic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.1 billion Scando-Polandandicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Visby in Gotland. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Scando-Polandandician economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Krone-złoties a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,905 Krone-złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Scando-Polandandic has found 2 easter eggs), people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scando-Polandandic's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Scando-Polandandic is ranked 36,188th in the world and 322nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,249.5663183326 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,119thMost Armed: 7,168thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,397thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,948thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,230thMost Patriotic: 18,100thLargest Mining Sector: 18,400thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,972ndLargest Black Market: 21,270thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,071stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22,296thHighest Economic Output: 25,650th
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Most Stationary: 322nd in the regionMost Influential: 482nd in the regionMost Armed: 503rd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 548th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 573rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 816th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 932nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 990th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Scando-Polandandic has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, even God cannot save you in Scando-Polandandic.
  • : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Scando-Polandandic, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.

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