The Queendom of Saylors is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.981 billion Saylorsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Saylorsian economy, worth 536 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 53,703 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 346,126 per year while the poor average 3,366, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Saylors's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Saylors is ranked 286,823^rd in the world and 7^th in Douala for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.03 law-abiding acts per hour.