The People's Republic of Sat Tee Touy is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 505 million Sat Tees are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phnom Penh. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sat Tee Touyian economy, worth 33.4 trillion Rijals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 66,233 Rijals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Naval armadas borrow their formations from synchronized swimming handbooks, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sat Tee Touy's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sat Tee Touy is ranked 216,989^th in the world and 1^st in Anti Glasses Gang for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.56 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.