Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,335thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,703rdMost Income Equality: 10,698th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Will Burn The Old Grass And The New Will Grow
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Sat Tee Touy

Population505 million

CapitalPhnom Penh

CurrencyRijal
AnimalElephant

The People's Republic of Sat Tee Touy is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 505 million Sat Tees are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phnom Penh. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sat Tee Touyian economy, worth 33.4 trillion Rijals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 66,233 Rijals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Naval armadas borrow their formations from synchronized swimming handbooks, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sat Tee Touy's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sat Tee Touy is ranked 216,989th in the world and 1st in Anti Glasses Gang for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.56 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,335thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,703rdMost Income Equality: 10,698thMost Authoritarian: 12,737thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,919thMost Devout: 14,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,527thLowest Crime Rates: 15,606thMost Conservative: 15,840thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,334thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,607thMost Patriotic: 23,588thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,628thBest Weather: 23,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 24,044thLargest Governments: 26,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 27,044th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sat Tee Touy, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Sat Tee Touy, enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind.
  • : Following new legislation in Sat Tee Touy, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sat Tee Touy, naval armadas borrow their formations from synchronized swimming handbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Sat Tee Touy, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Sat Tee Touy, all guns must be registered.
  • : Following new legislation in Sat Tee Touy, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day.
  • : Following new legislation in Sat Tee Touy, the nation's diplomats are all talk and no action.
  • : Following new legislation in Sat Tee Touy, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in Sat Tee Touy, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.

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