The Totally Democratic Republic of Sartell Koltis is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 608 million Sartell Koltisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koltia. The average income tax rate is 44.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sartell Koltisian economy, worth 73.5 trillion Mugs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,940 Mugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sartell Koltis's national animal is the Koltis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sartell Koltis is ranked 97,551^st in the world and 23^rd in Grand Peppian Commonwealth for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.7 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.