The New Republic of Sartell Koltis is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lenior Bresnov with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.36 billion Sartell Koltisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koltia. The average income tax rate is 59.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sartell Koltisian economy, worth 543 trillion Mugs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,829 Mugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sartell Koltis's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sartell Koltis is ranked 221,352^nd in the world and 58^th in Odrya for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -6.63 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.