The State of Sardinia State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.058 billion Sardinia Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Sardinia Statean economy, worth 809 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 42,486 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,855 per year while the poor average 2,282, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, voting is voluntary, and Sardinia State has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sardinia State's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sardinia State is ranked 87,565^th in the world and 377^th in 0000 for Most Stationary, with 243.18694158248 days.