Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,875thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,895th
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Sarawakian Philippines

Population2.989 billion

CapitalJollibee Corp
LeaderGrand Vizier of Duterte
FaithCanadian Trash Embracer


The Disrespecting the UN Treaty of Sarawakian Philippines is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Vizier of Duterte with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.989 billion Filipinos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jollibee Corp. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.7%.

The all-consuming Filipino economy, worth 293 trillion AseanBits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 98,294 AseanBits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 425,166 per year while the poor average 14,453, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

The new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock, students abandon classrooms for online education, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarawakian Philippines's national animal is the Obama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canadian Trash Embracer.

Sarawakian Philippines is ranked 211,751st in the world and 4th in Polish Inquisitors for Best Weather, with 83 meters of sunlight.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,875thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,895thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,347thMost Conservative: 18,479thLargest Mining Sector: 20,917thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,198th

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